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  • just a conservative girl 11:01 PM on 02/23/2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , humor, , sexism   

    Coming Soon – The New Racist 

    LOL

    hilary for president

     
  • just a conservative girl 11:37 PM on 02/21/2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bieber, , humor,   

    Keeping Bieber 

    The people of twitter came up with a funny bet about the Men’s Olympic Hockey game.  Loser keeps Justin Bieber.  A sign in Chicago breaks the bad news that the U.S. gets to keep him.

    keeping beiber

     
  • just a conservative girl 11:15 PM on 01/27/2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bingo, humor, , , state of the union   

    State of the Union Bingo 

    It is this time again.  The night we conservatives sit and watch the POTUS lies to tell the American people about the current state of the union and his solutions to those problems.  He then will proceed to blame the GOP for everything that he fails at.  It should be a long evening.

    I would suggest dropping out of the drinking game if you get the term Income Equality.  You likely won’t survive.

    Just remember, “investment” is really just code for higher taxes.

    state of the union bingo

     
  • just a conservative girl 11:33 AM on 11/25/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    A Little Thanksgiving Political Humor 

    thanksgiving

     
  • just a conservative girl 11:31 AM on 10/29/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: halloweeen, humor,   

    Some Halloween Humor 

    halloween

     
  • just a conservative girl 11:23 AM on 06/06/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , hot air, humor,   

    A Little Verizon Humor 

    It really isn’t funny at all.  We are being spied on by our own government.  It is very sad what this country has turned into.  I wonder how many customers Verizon is going to lose in the next few weeks?  I don’t have an account with them, but I would like to think that anyone that does switches and does it ASAP.

    can you hear me now

     
    • signpainterguy 5:21 PM on 06/06/2013 Permalink | Reply

      You can bet that every phone co. has been ordered to turn over the same info, so switching would be a waste of time, money and effort. Verizon is just the co. that The Guardian was informed about.

      Remember “Echelon” from the Clinton days ? It was a listening program that included satellites, super computers, our snoopy gov`t and the acquisition of EVERY electronically transmitted communication the world over. That`s right, EVERY ONE ! BTW, they said then, once it was learned of its existence, that it was discontinued. Mmm HMMM !

      Well, this new program puts names, numbers and addresses to all those communications by phone. Plus, times and durations of calls as well as frequency of calls to the same people. That we have been told of, so far. You can bet there`s more !

  • just a conservative girl 9:17 AM on 06/02/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Sunday Funny 

    LOL

    liberal dream

     
    • Edna 11:13 AM on 06/02/2013 Permalink | Reply

      Subject: Fwd: obamacare coverage in a nutshell

      MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

      The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”

      ”Mrs. Sanders, please.”

      ”Speaking.”

      ”Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
      husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
      Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your
      husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.”

      ”What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

      “Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other
      one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can’t tell which is which.”

      ”That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.

      “Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive tests one
      time.”

      ”Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

      ”The folks at Obamacare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
      in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”

    • Edna 11:14 AM on 06/02/2013 Permalink | Reply

      I just received a letter from the IRS.
      It puzzles me!
      They are questioning the number of dependents that I claimed.
      I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
      I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”

      Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

      I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

      • signpainterguy 11:21 AM on 06/02/2013 Permalink | Reply

        Good ones, thanks ! :-)

    • signpainterguy 11:23 AM on 06/02/2013 Permalink | Reply

      I have always heard the 3 most important things about business are; location, location and location. This law office has an excellent location.

  • just a conservative girl 2:12 PM on 05/20/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Some Afternoon Humor 

    LOL

    nixonesque

     
    • sally1137 3:37 PM on 05/20/2013 Permalink | Reply

      Reblogged this on Tin Foil Hat Book Club.

    • signpainterguy 5:08 PM on 05/20/2013 Permalink | Reply

      I get the comparison, but I see a tremendous difference; Nixon COULD be honest and COULD tell the truth. Besides, no one got so much as a splinter in the Watergate kerfuffle !

  • just a conservative girl 2:49 PM on 04/19/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor,   

    Chris Matthews Has a New Theory on Boston Bombing Suspects – Humor 

    tea party chechnya

     
  • just a conservative girl 7:34 PM on 03/01/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Friday Funnies 

    obama dictator

     
  • just a conservative girl 4:12 PM on 01/23/2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Photo of the Day – Hillary Edition 

    hillary for president

     
  • just a conservative girl 12:29 PM on 01/04/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , humor   

    Some Al Gore Humor 

    The irony of the sale of Current TV to al Jazeera is simply priceless.  Priceless.
    gore

     
    • signpainterguy 6:22 PM on 01/04/2013 Permalink | Reply

      Glenn Beck approached Al & Co. about purchasing Current TV earlier and rumor has it, he offered more $$, but AlBore refused, saying that he couldn`t allow the legacy of the co. to be changed by someone with such opposing ideals (paraphrased). It looks to me as though the Anti-American islamist`s propaganda machine Al Jazeera is therefore much more ideologically aligned with Al than Glenn. Color me SHOCKED !

  • just a conservative girl 11:14 PM on 12/27/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , humor,   

    Bloomberg on Staying Safe from Criminals – Satire 

    bloomberg guns

     
  • just a conservative girl 7:44 AM on 12/19/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor, mayan   

    The Mayan Calendar Answers 

    LOL

    mayan

     
    • shooshmate 8:11 AM on 12/19/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Reblogged this on shooshmate and commented:
      Hahaha

    • signpainterguy 10:13 AM on 12/19/2012 Permalink | Reply

      I have actually wondered if the calendar ended because that particular stone was full ? Did the artist run out of chisels ? Did he die or just get distracted (by fresh tequila) and not finish ?

      2 more days !

    • Zilla of the Resistance 12:03 PM on 12/19/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • just a conservative girl 8:29 PM on 12/17/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Some Evening Humor 

    This really made me laugh.

    racist

     
    • signpainterguy 12:42 PM on 12/18/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Does he give “Thumbs Up” to RAP and EBONICS ?

  • just a conservative girl 10:03 AM on 11/30/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Some Potluck Humor 

    potluck budget

     
    • signpainterguy 11:02 AM on 11/30/2012 Permalink | Reply

      The “fruit cup” is actually a contribution, so in that respect, the cartoonist is a bit generous to the Spend, Borrow and Tax Dems. The most they are contributing to any talks is the utensils to gobble up the food brought by well-meaning Reps., or perhaps start a food fight.

  • just a conservative girl 11:13 AM on 11/16/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    R.I.P. Twinkie – Humor 

    On a serious note, 18,000 people will be losing their jobs due to the strike.  What few people realize is that only 5,000 of those workers were unionized.  The additional 13,000 are collateral damage.  Sad, Christmas is in six weeks.  

     
    • SignPainterGuy 11:45 AM on 11/16/2012 Permalink | Reply

      So, rather than take an 8% pay cut and keep their jobs, those 5,000 chose instead to take a 100% pay cut and lost their own and cost 13,000 others their jobs ! Wow, aren`t unions great ?!

      No word yet on the trickle-down effects of the loss of the Hostess Family of products to stores and their employees.

    • Robin H 4:29 PM on 11/16/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Well, the good news is, it’s 13,000 more people who see unions for what they really are – extortionists.

  • just a conservative girl 7:51 PM on 11/08/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Some Evening Humor 

     
    • Ednar 7:57 PM on 11/08/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
      Here is a little test that will help you decide.
      Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans
      and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the
      following question:

      You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
      children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
      the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
      raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are
      an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
      family. What do you do?

      Democrat’s Answer:
      Well, I need more information to answer the question!
      Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Can we run away? What about my wife & kids?
      Maybe if I swing the gun & knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway & what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

      Does he definitely want to kill me, happy w/just killing me or would he be content just to wound me?
      If I were to grab his knees & hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
      We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day & make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
      This is all so confusing!! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

      Republican ‘s Answer:
      BANG!

      Southern Republican’s Answer:
      BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
      click … (sounds of reloading).
      BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
      click
      Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
      Tips?”

      • SignPainterGuy 11:34 PM on 11/08/2012 Permalink | Reply

        Son: “Shewee, those hollow points are nasty !”

    • kerry 9:32 PM on 11/08/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Rofl!

    • SignPainterGuy 11:31 PM on 11/08/2012 Permalink | Reply

      A gun toting friend of mine has a poster in his back door window. You see the barrel end of a semi-auto pistol, a human eye behind it parcially above the gun sights and an index finger on the trigger. The caption, “Forget the Dog. Beware of Owner !”

  • just a conservative girl 7:22 AM on 11/04/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , humor, romney yard signs,   

    Is Your Romney Yard Being Stolen? Set up a Cam to Record the Fun 

    I am spending the final week in OH.  Yesterday during my daily door knocking to low propensity voters, four have told me that this has happened to them.  One woman told me that it has been stolen three different times.  She has moved the signs to her front window.

     
    • SignPainterGuy 10:43 AM on 11/04/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Oh what a great time that would have been to have had motion-sensor-activated lawn sprinklers !

  • just a conservative girl 4:19 PM on 10/30/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor   

    Halloween Humor 

    H/T Jeremy

     
    • signpainterguy 9:23 PM on 10/30/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Good lesson. Perhaps well informed parents will refresh this lesson just as their kids reach voting age !

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