So Let Me Get This Straight
Republican candidates for President should:
1) surrender all privacy and that of their families.
2) have never committed a single sin or had a single infraction that might have resulted in legal proceedings.
3) not smoke, drink, have been divorced, have converted to any religion other than athiesm, or held an office that is from a red or southern state
4) never hold a position that is consistent with their religious beliefs and publically state it as such.
5) never make any money or have inherrited it or have married into it.
6) have never held a political office in which they attempted to follow their political leanings.
7) not make negative campaign ads.
8) not receive money from anyone the left dislikes.
9) absolutely never be pro-life in any circumstance.
10) not want to lower taxes.
11) not disagree with democrats on any subject.
12) not have anyone agree with them if they fail to follow step 11.
13) not refuse to let their children or wife be examined with a fine tooth comb, microscope and be destroyed, mocked, belittled and threatened.
14) not dare to speak against existing regime or democrats or mock their ideas.
15) never decide to run.
Just so we’re clear. No candidate with an “R” need even apply. If you do, we might consider that we don’t really need elections because the right sort of people might not win and then the Utopia that is just around the corner if we pass every policy, wouldn’t happen.
Tune in next week when we consider the time honored question: Republicans: Dead or Extinct? Which does the Liberal Media prefer?
Quite Rightly 3:44 PM on 11/03/2011 Permalink |
Dead or extinct? I think the Liberal media would opt for cryopreserved.
That way, they could resurrect Republicans whenever they need somebody to blame.
SignPainterGuy 5:28 PM on 11/03/2011 Permalink |
I can see that !
fuzislippers 6:26 PM on 11/03/2011 Permalink |
Excellent points, Sherry. This is classic Alinsky of the “hold them to their own standards” variety. We cannot stand for it, or we will be steam-rolled.
zillaoftheresistance 1:42 PM on 11/07/2011 Permalink |
Not like a certain Democrat who admits to doing cocaine, has a history of dead murdered gay lovers, dated an male actor and then gave him a cabinet position to keep him nearby, is reported to have enjoyed having oral sex performed on him by older white men in Chicago bathhouses, belonged to a church with a long history of performing ‘on the down low’ marriages of gay black men to abrasive black women…
http://hillbuzz.org/2011/11/07/why-wont-the-agenda-driven-media-report-on-barack-obama-being-gay-dating-actor-kal-penn-and-frequenting-chicago-bathhouse-mans-country-you-know-the-way-they-leaped-to-trash-herman-cain-with-u/
Just for starters.