Quote of the Day – Alana Holler Edition

‘We had tried Pixie Stix… We went through fifteen bags at one pageant, and it just don’t do anything for her.  ‘A lot of pageant moms and people know what the “special juice” is – everybody has their different concoctions, “special juice” is to help her energize her.  A lot of moms say, “Oh, well you’re doping up your child”, well hey, no I’m not. I’m not hurting her, she just drinks it for pageants, to give her that extra “oomph”. So, whatever works for your child, use it.’

Alana Holler, extreme couponer and pageant mom featured on Toddlers and Tiaras.

Another contestant for Mother of the Year.