My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.
If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a DEMOCRAT!
Sounds like my cat; born I think in May, `95, she is a mix of Simonize, Calico and the daddy musta lived on Green Hill (?), she spends much of her diminishing waking time staring at me, whining for my food or fresh of her own or complaining because I picked her up. I know she loves me, or at least likes being near me, she spends so much time under foot, she has been stepped on and kicked an incredible number of times, never learning that simple lesson ….
signpainterguy 5:12 PM on 08/28/2012 Permalink |
And me and my daughter leave proof of our lies on our Facebook pages !
Ednar 6:27 PM on 08/28/2012 Permalink |
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.
If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a DEMOCRAT!
signpainterguy 8:04 PM on 08/28/2012 Permalink |
A democrat ON WELFARE !!
signpainterguy 12:18 AM on 08/29/2012 Permalink |
Sounds like my cat; born I think in May, `95, she is a mix of Simonize, Calico and the daddy musta lived on Green Hill (?), she spends much of her diminishing waking time staring at me, whining for my food or fresh of her own or complaining because I picked her up. I know she loves me, or at least likes being near me, she spends so much time under foot, she has been stepped on and kicked an incredible number of times, never learning that simple lesson ….