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Subject: Fwd: obamacare coverage in a nutshell
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”
”Mrs. Sanders, please.”
”Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your
husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.”
”What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other
one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can’t tell which is which.”
”That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
“Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive tests one
”Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
”The folks at Obamacare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”
I just received a letter from the IRS.
It puzzles me!
They are questioning the number of dependents that I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
Good ones, thanks ! :-)
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