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Keeping Bieber
The people of twitter came up with a funny bet about the Men’s Olympic Hockey game. Loser keeps Justin Bieber. A sign in Chicago breaks the bad news that the U.S. gets to keep him.
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State of the Union Bingo
It is this time again. The night we conservatives sit and watch the POTUS
lies totell the American people about the current state of the union and his solutions to those problems. He then will proceed to blame the GOP for everything that he fails at. It should be a long evening.I would suggest dropping out of the drinking game if you get the term Income Equality. You likely won’t survive.
Just remember, “investment” is really just code for higher taxes.
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wyblog1
I really want one of those signs for my front lawn!
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Lorenzo T Neal
Reblogged this on Pastor Lorenzo's Blog and commented:
Halloween Humor
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A Little Verizon Humor
It really isn’t funny at all. We are being spied on by our own government. It is very sad what this country has turned into. I wonder how many customers Verizon is going to lose in the next few weeks? I don’t have an account with them, but I would like to think that anyone that does switches and does it ASAP.
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signpainterguy
You can bet that every phone co. has been ordered to turn over the same info, so switching would be a waste of time, money and effort. Verizon is just the co. that The Guardian was informed about.
Remember “Echelon” from the Clinton days ? It was a listening program that included satellites, super computers, our snoopy gov`t and the acquisition of EVERY electronically transmitted communication the world over. That`s right, EVERY ONE ! BTW, they said then, once it was learned of its existence, that it was discontinued. Mmm HMMM !
Well, this new program puts names, numbers and addresses to all those communications by phone. Plus, times and durations of calls as well as frequency of calls to the same people. That we have been told of, so far. You can bet there`s more !
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Edna
Subject: Fwd: obamacare coverage in a nutshell
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”
”Mrs. Sanders, please.”
”Speaking.”
”Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your
husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.””What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other
one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can’t tell which is which.””That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
“Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive tests one
time.””Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
”The folks at Obamacare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.” -
Edna
I just received a letter from the IRS.
It puzzles me!
They are questioning the number of dependents that I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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signpainterguy
Good ones, thanks ! :-)
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signpainterguy
I have always heard the 3 most important things about business are; location, location and location. This law office has an excellent location.
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sally1137
Reblogged this on Tin Foil Hat Book Club.
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signpainterguy
I get the comparison, but I see a tremendous difference; Nixon COULD be honest and COULD tell the truth. Besides, no one got so much as a splinter in the Watergate kerfuffle !
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Don
LOL
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edge of the sandbox
LOL! You need a “tweet” button.
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Some Al Gore Humor
The irony of the sale of Current TV to al Jazeera is simply priceless. Priceless.
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signpainterguy
Glenn Beck approached Al & Co. about purchasing Current TV earlier and rumor has it, he offered more $$, but AlBore refused, saying that he couldn`t allow the legacy of the co. to be changed by someone with such opposing ideals (paraphrased). It looks to me as though the Anti-American islamist`s propaganda machine Al Jazeera is therefore much more ideologically aligned with Al than Glenn. Color me SHOCKED !
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signpainterguy
I have actually wondered if the calendar ended because that particular stone was full ? Did the artist run out of chisels ? Did he die or just get distracted (by fresh tequila) and not finish ?
2 more days !
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Zilla of the Resistance
Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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signpainterguy
Does he give “Thumbs Up” to RAP and EBONICS ?
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signpainterguy
The “fruit cup” is actually a contribution, so in that respect, the cartoonist is a bit generous to the Spend, Borrow and Tax Dems. The most they are contributing to any talks is the utensils to gobble up the food brought by well-meaning Reps., or perhaps start a food fight.
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R.I.P. Twinkie – Humor
On a serious note, 18,000 people will be losing their jobs due to the strike. What few people realize is that only 5,000 of those workers were unionized. The additional 13,000 are collateral damage. Sad, Christmas is in six weeks.
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SignPainterGuy
So, rather than take an 8% pay cut and keep their jobs, those 5,000 chose instead to take a 100% pay cut and lost their own and cost 13,000 others their jobs ! Wow, aren`t unions great ?!
No word yet on the trickle-down effects of the loss of the Hostess Family of products to stores and their employees.
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Robin H
Well, the good news is, it’s 13,000 more people who see unions for what they really are – extortionists.
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Ednar
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans
and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the
following question:You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are
an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?Democrat’s Answer:
Well, I need more information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Can we run away? What about my wife & kids?
Maybe if I swing the gun & knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway & what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?Does he definitely want to kill me, happy w/just killing me or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees & hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day & make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.Republican ‘s Answer:
BANG!Southern Republican’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click … (sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
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SignPainterGuy
Son: “Shewee, those hollow points are nasty !”
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kerry
Rofl!
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SignPainterGuy
A gun toting friend of mine has a poster in his back door window. You see the barrel end of a semi-auto pistol, a human eye behind it parcially above the gun sights and an index finger on the trigger. The caption, “Forget the Dog. Beware of Owner !”
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Is Your Romney Yard Being Stolen? Set up a Cam to Record the Fun
I am spending the final week in OH. Yesterday during my daily door knocking to low propensity voters, four have told me that this has happened to them. One woman told me that it has been stolen three different times. She has moved the signs to her front window.
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SignPainterGuy
Oh what a great time that would have been to have had motion-sensor-activated lawn sprinklers !
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signpainterguy
Good lesson. Perhaps well informed parents will refresh this lesson just as their kids reach voting age !
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Lorenzo T Neal and 
signpainterguy is discussing. 
Edna are discussing. 
sally1137 are discussing. 
Robin H and 
Potluck 
AKA John Galt 11:01 PM on 02/23/2014 Permalink |
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