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  • just a conservative girl 11:15 PM on 01/27/2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bingo, , , satire, state of the union   

    State of the Union Bingo 

    It is this time again.  The night we conservatives sit and watch the POTUS lies to tell the American people about the current state of the union and his solutions to those problems.  He then will proceed to blame the GOP for everything that he fails at.  It should be a long evening.

    I would suggest dropping out of the drinking game if you get the term Income Equality.  You likely won’t survive.

    Just remember, “investment” is really just code for higher taxes.

    state of the union bingo

  • just a conservative girl 9:00 AM on 10/31/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , satire, , world series   

    Hey, There is Something That President Obama is Aware Of 

    See if you look hard enough you can find almost anything.

    world series tweet

  • just a conservative girl 4:12 PM on 01/23/2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , satire   

    Photo of the Day – Hillary Edition 

    hillary for president

  • just a conservative girl 11:14 PM on 12/27/2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Bloomberg on Staying Safe from Criminals – Satire 

    bloomberg guns

  • just a conservative girl 4:05 PM on 11/09/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: satire   

    Ssh, Don’t Tell Anyone: transcript of the last phone call Petraeus made before he resigned – Satire 

    “Hey there, Cindy? This is David. David Patreus.”

    “David, how are you? I haven’t seen you since college!”

    “I am good thanks. Listen, I need a favor. You used to say I was cute…I need to resign before this whole Benghazi thing blows up, and I figure an extra-marital affair would be a good excuse.”

    “Um…what do you need from me?”

    “I don’t know how these things are done myself, but I put the boys on it. They are sending some photos of us leaving a hotel – we used Jessica Alba’s body, you’ll be very pleased. And we put some texts on your phone, and the package comes with a $200,000 book deal. How does that sound?”

    “Okay I guess.”
    “Good! I’ll make the announcement today. Oh, and if you tell anyone it isn’t reall, we’ll kill you, but that’s just standard. Have a good day! And thanks again. You’re a pal.”
    ~ Tom O’Brien
    • SignPainterGuy 6:17 PM on 11/09/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Ya know, I thought of almost exactly that when I first heard of the resignation, but thought of the General talking it up with his wife to get her approval and work out the plan / ruse !

      I just have this feeling that Gen. Petraeus isn`t the sorta guy who`ll lie for this administration !

  • just a conservative girl 10:41 AM on 10/23/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: satire   

    What The Democrats Have Decided Will Be Focus of the Last Two Weeks of Election – Humor 

    Sadly, I am not even sure that this is so far off:  Although I don’t think Big Bird has any “lady parts”.

    • Sherry 1:29 PM on 10/23/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Big Bird and Binders and Bayonets….(sung to Producer’s Springtime)….Birth Control and let’s tax the rich…Big Bird and Binders and Bayonets…don’t quit me until the 7 year itch.

  • just a conservative girl 4:58 PM on 09/01/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: satire   

    Updated Democratic National Convention Schedule – Satire 

    ‎2012 Democratic National Convention Agenda — Charlotte , N.C.

    ▸ 4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN.
    ▸ 4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
    ▸ 4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

    ▸ 4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America ‘ led by Michelle Obama.
    ▸ 4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton.
    ▸ 4:45 PM – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar: “How to have a successful career without having a job.”
    ▸ 5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama.
    ▸ 5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite.
    ▸ 5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi.
    ▸ 6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
    ▸ 8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons .
    ▸ 9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
    ▸ 9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore.
    ▸ 9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangel
    ▸ 10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.
    ▸ 10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan .
    ▸ 11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies.
    ▸ 11:15 PM – Free convicted felon IL Gov. Rod Blagojevich rally.
    ▸ 11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards.
    ▸ 11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding.
    ▸ 12:00 AM- Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews.”
    ▸ 12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior.
    ▸ 12:05 AM- Celestial Choirs Sing.
    ▸ 3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech.
    I don’t know who the original author is, but this was so good I had to share.
    • Ednar 7:01 PM on 09/01/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Is Barney Frank going to speak telling everyone how free this country is that they allowed him to have a brothel in his own apartment?
      How this country is so great his lover, Herb Moses, the CEO of Fannie Mae made tons of money from the bailouts in Wall street?
      It is sure going to be hard not to cry at the stories of how Obama helped his brother & family in Kenya out of poverty!

      • just a conservative girl 6:20 PM on 09/02/2012 Permalink | Reply

        No, I think Barney Frank will be home with his husband trying to figure out what to do with the metal of their wedding bands that he outlawed in the Dodd/Frank bill. Priorities, you know.

    • Ednar 8:39 PM on 09/02/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Wouldn’t it be something tho …
      if Larry Sinclair & Vera Baker showed up at the Democratic National Convention?

  • just a conservative girl 3:33 PM on 07/12/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , satire   

    Fuzzy’s Open Letter to President Obama 

    Since she didn’t post it here, I am going to.  Too good to miss.

    Dear President Obama,

    Despite your valiant efforts to cast the pearls of your vision for a “fundamental transformation” of America before the loutish, bitterly-clinging swine who call themselves Americans, you seem to have failed.  And oh, no, Mr. President, please don’t misunderstand me, this is not your failure; you are a man above all others, a visionary who sees the past and strives to achieve regressive goals where all others failed.  No, this is America’s failure.

    Despite one hundred years of conditioning, Americans just aren’t ready for your efforts to breath new life into an agenda once laughably believed to be dead because of its utter failure (and sure, a few hundred million dead, but hey! that’s the price you pay for Utopia. I get that).  But America, this woefully backward failed nation, is just not worthy of your efforts.  It’s a nation of horrors, war-mongering, greed, and . . . a bunch of other really bad stuff.

    We know this because look at the resistance your courageous and bold efforts for The Greater Good have been met with:  “people waving tea bags around,” people who don’t “thank” you for your efforts to increase their taxes and ensure that more and more people are on food stamps, unemployment, and welfare, people who–let’s face it–simply refuse, stubbornly and against their own best interests, to embrace your most excellent and backward-looking brand of “change.”  These people don’t want your help, Sir, they just want to bumble along with that ridiculous “Constitutional Republic” and their “document of negative liberties.”  They are rigidly determined to thwart your best efforts to guide them, to show them that they are much better off, like the fabulous Julia–who depends on no man, only the government for assistance (was there ever a more compelling example of women’s equality and ability?) accepting your guiding hand and your benevolent, absolute authority.

    Instead, these people, these so-called Americans, these capitalist swine, these lovers of “freedom” (how over-rated is that?! How dated!) insist on defending their tired old selfish ways, insisting that equal justice and equal opportunity are better than social or environmental or racial justice and opportunity.  I mean, really!  How nuts is that?  These ignorant people with their fanciful ideas about a free market and a free people are beneath you.  Have you heard them mumbling inanely about how they get rights not from you, our President and Dear Leader, but from . . . wait for it! . . . their “Creator”?  How can you work with these “pro-America,” “pro-God” types who keep willfully misunderstanding your carefully-crafted message?  Why would you even want to do so?

    Mr. President, this nation simply doesn’t deserve you.

    Look at the way they reject your brilliant take-over of 1/6th of the economy with your “Affordable Healthcare Act.”  Look at the way they stomp their feet when you simply try to “rule” them as is your rightful place!  Look at the way they point to your logical attempts to ensure utter control over their lives and call it “overreach.”  Look at the way they call you a liar simply because you know best how to explain things to them so they’ll like them (and they still don’t! Such disobedience!).  Look at the way they mock you and everything you do; you, the man who inspired such elementary school hits as the “Mmm mmm mmm” song!  It’s unconscionable.

    No, Mr. President, you are a man of and for a different era, an era in which the masses understood that they needed a supreme ruler.  You are, after all, a man of such historic and unprecedented potential that even the Nobel committee acknowledged it!  You are a man who wants to force your benevolence and vision on an undeserving nation.  That, I respectfully submit, is beneath you both as a Global Citizen, Visionary, and Ruler and as a man.  Why would you want to lift up and help these despicable rubes?  Why would you waste your time on a people who neither recognize your greatness nor respect it?  Why would you, in short, seek to impose your miraculous vision on such undeserving, ungrateful, unwashed masses?

    No, Mr. President, your calling, great and wondrous as it is, must be greater, perhaps to lead the greater nations of this world: the Irans, the Venezualas, the Egypts, and the Syrias.  Heck, I imagine that the EU would be thrilled to have your most excellent, most high understanding of the world and the order you seek to establish.  Ignore these American ingrates, and set your sights on your higher calling where you can pursue your deepest desires amongst throngs who not only acknowledge your greatness but embrace it.  Go global.  America, so horribly out of touch with the rest of the world, is simply beneath you.  Leave it be.  They’ll fall under their own twisted ideas of “freedom” and that quaint notion of “American exceptionalism” . . .  not to mention that the whole checks and balances / three co-equal branches thing is truly hampering your ability to “get things done.” “Co-equal” is just not acceptable.  You must “rule”!

    You belittle yourself by associating yourself with the people of America, with the nation of America.  Best to turn your back on her, her people, and her past.  It’s time, Sir, to move on to greener and redder pastures.  Your boundless greatness is wasted here, your magical presence rejected by the stubborn and “free-spirited” American people.  This cannot be tolerated, you must renounce your American citizenship in favor of global citizenship, set an example for the brave who know that globalism is the future!  You must turn your back on a nation that will never support you or your vision.

    Mr. President, with all due respect, it would be best for you and for the world if you rejected your party’s nomination for a second term.  There is much to be done in the world, Sir, and only you–let’s face it–can get it done.  America is weighing you down, embarrassing you with its wealth, ideals, opportunity, morality, and exceptionalism.  You can do better.

    Sincerely hoping you choose not to seek a second term,


    • signpainterguy 4:17 PM on 07/12/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Well, that is an absolutely GRAND IDEA, Fuzzy ! Were this in the form of a petition, I`d be happy to ad my interwebs code name !

      No, we do not deserve the vision of the ManChild Who Would Be King ! Please, move on to another country, ANY other country !

      SPG, Clinger to My Bible and Guns

    • fuzislippers 7:58 AM on 07/14/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks, JACG! :)

  • just a conservative girl 10:21 AM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: governor walker, mayor barrett, , satire   

    Obama’s Statement on Walker’s Win – Satire 

    • SignPainterGuy 10:35 AM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply

      O`blamer; the Coward-in-Chief !

    • namaste 12:15 PM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply

      haha! sounds like a direct quote to me :-)

    • List of X 12:19 PM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Yep, Obama will blame Bush, and Mitt Romney will take credit for it.

      • just a conservative girl 2:15 PM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply

        I doubt that Romney will try and take credit. He knows this was a grassroots organization that saved Walker. But, he will taking advantage of the work that was done. He is taking over all the office space that was rented. He will also have access to the same voter info. So it puts him in a good position.

        • List of X 2:31 PM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply

          Right, because if Barrett had won, Romney would be denied access to voter info and not allowed to rent any space in Wisconsin.

          • just a conservative girl 3:28 PM on 06/06/2012 Permalink | Reply

            Have you ever worked on a campaign before? It doesn’t sound like you have. The info that an existing campaign has that has already done all the voter ID is invaluable. That information is not something that you get from the board of elections. They give you lists of names. The offices are up and running, they are already wired, it saves time and it saves money. Mock if you will, but it will be a valuable asset to the Romney campaign.

  • just a conservative girl 6:52 AM on 06/01/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: campaign fun, , satire   

    President Obama is all Fired up – Satire 

    And so are conservatives:

    • Chris 8:08 PM on 06/01/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Wow… you incompetent morans from Lower Wingnuttia never cease to amaze me. Just how stupid can a “conservative” (what, exactly, do you people conserve besides good ideas and reasonable thinking?) get?? Funny how you loonies have to make shit up when you criticize Obama – “he’s a socialist”, “he’s a muslim from Kenya”, yada yada ad infinitum. Of course Bush will be blamed for all his idiotic policies and decisions (he was the DECIDER – remember!?), you repugnicans still yap about Clinton so deal with it. What, you cry-babies want some kind of special treatment?? Boo-hoo.. cry me a river, GOPtards.

      • SignPainterGuy 11:08 PM on 06/01/2012 Permalink | Reply

        Christine, bitch, gripe, grumble and whine; you libturds are the queens of “make shit up ” !

      • anticsrocks 11:23 PM on 06/01/2012 Permalink | Reply

        ‘Tis pretty easy to throw around accusations, Chris. What exactly in today’s economy is Bush’s fault? Or more to the point, name ONE metric on the economy that ANY of Obama’s policies have improved. Be specific and provide sources, please.

        If you can’t do that, shut up and sit down – the grown ups are talking.

  • just a conservative girl 10:59 AM on 04/18/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , satire   

    Relax Everyone, We Have a Sighting of Bo, The First Dog 

    • SignPainterGuy 12:16 PM on 04/18/2012 Permalink | Reply

      As long as I have a choice, my choice will not benefit the Obamas !

  • just a conservative girl 6:18 AM on 04/18/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , satire, seamus   

    Has Anyone Seen Bo The First Dog Lately? 

    Apparently, in Obama’s book he admitted to eating dog as a child.  Yuck.  I guess those were the customs in Indonesia, but yuck.  

    So the next time the liberals want to bring up the Seamus story, I think we can go one better.  

    So one must ask, did he eat Chicken Poodle Soup as a kid?  

  • just a conservative girl 6:29 AM on 04/10/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: liberal smear machine, satire,   

    Allen West Black by Birth Not By Choice 

    I keep getting hits about this “statement”

    In light of this month being Black History Month, I feel no way involved with this negro celebration of half accomplishments and borderline Communist agendas. View the list of these “fearless” leaders of black America. Black inhabitants of America knew their place at the table, and knew they could not eat off the same plate of the more than welcoming white men and women of the time. These men, I use that term lightly, like Malcolm X pushed themselves into the homes of innocent white Americans. This action riled up the negro, and scared the living hell out of people. I am no way apart of this community of transported Africans, I myself am an American. I’m a good ol’ boy from the great state of Florida, and a citizen of this great nation. I know God recognizes me as my true self, a proud, strong white man given dark pigmentation. God had to give the blacks at least one intelligent person, so he chose to give me dark skin. I curse my birth as a black man every day. I’m black by birth, not by choice. It will all be sorted out when my name is called, and I step in front of the great white Jesus himself.

    Sorry all you race baiters, Allen West never said this.  This is originally posted on satirical site.  The left ran with the quote even though the site is clearly a satire and is labeled as such.  Just one more way to smear a conservative of color.  The link to the original posting is below.


  • just a conservative girl 10:44 AM on 02/14/2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , satire,   

    Some Valentine’s Day Greetings 

    • SignPainterGuy 1:44 PM on 02/14/2012 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks for the snickers ! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY jacg and ALL the bloggers and readers at Potluck ! Love, flowers, appreciation and chocolates for everyone !

  • just a conservative girl 11:42 AM on 12/27/2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: satire   

    Democrats Make Some New Year’s Resolutions 

    How many of these do you think will happen?  I am guessing zero.

  • just a conservative girl 1:21 AM on 12/10/2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: aclu, , christmas cards, satire   

    It’s Christmas Card Season – Don’t Forget the ACLU 

    I am thinking this may be a good choice.


    The address is:

    125 Broad St. 18th floor
    New York, N.Y. 10004


  • just a conservative girl 11:15 PM on 10/19/2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , satire   

    The National Anthem of Obama 

  • just a conservative girl 5:43 PM on 10/17/2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , satire, snl   

    SNL’s Take on Last GOP Debate 

    You must be able to laugh at yourself.  This is pretty funny.  Enjoy.


    • rawfulnews 11:43 PM on 10/18/2011 Permalink | Reply

      NBC Universal blocked it on copyright grounds. But the skit was a pretty funny one. Rick Santorum was all butt hurt about his views on homosexuality being made fun of. The discriminators are always first to get mad about being discriminated themselves.

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