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Now this is comedy:
See if you look hard enough you can find almost anything.
Like listening to all the talk about Miley hasn’t been painful enough, now this:
Every time I see @MileyCyrus slap that black woman’s butt, I think about the way that enslaved blacks were whipped for white entertainment.
Oh, please. The young woman obviously had a bad performance last night, I don’t know as I didn’t see it. Nor do I care to. But to call her racist is simply crossing the line.
Get a life lady. Would the performance been better had the butt slap happened to a white woman? From what I have seen, the answer is no.
Yep, liberals really think this way. If things are so bad here, why don’t you leave Bette? You have made a boatload of money via the dreaded Capitalist system, you can afford to live where ever you want. Go live in the UK, no one is stopping you. I will help you pack.
From the White House Twitter Feed today:
After all we don’t women “punished” with babies now do we?
Meghan is none too pleased that Mark Sanford won the special election for Tim Scott’s open in seat in congress.
Any republican that voted for Mark Sanford in South Carolina but is against gay marriage is an unbelievable hypocrite
Really republicans? We’re gonna get behind Mark Sanford and claim gay couples will ruin marriage. This is why young people don’t vote GOP!!!
Mark Sanford is what is wrong with American politics.
What exactly the relationship between Mark Sanford and gay marriage is I can’t explain.
She then went a step further and said that people cheating and lying shouldn’t be sent to Washington. Now I agree with that and have been saying for months that Sanford shouldn’t be supported. But, I am not the daughter of man who has been in the senate forever and ran for president who cheated on his first wife with my mom. I guess she has forgotten that. Since she has since deleted that tweet but these usually live on:
Like your Dad does? RT
@MeghanMcCain: I just can’t right now. I am furious. You can lie and cheat and still get sent back to Washington!
She then was reminded of an unfortunate little fact:
@MeghanMcCain Um, your father ran for president and if I recall correctly he cheated on his first wife w/ your mom.
Someone on twitter found this. Forgive Sanford. I guess she forgot she wrote this too.
These are too funny not to share:
#InfoWarsPickupLines I’ve been picking up signals. Seriously. I’ve literally been picking up signals from you on the EM band #infowarspickuplines Let me be the poison in your tap water baby #infowarspickuplines Anyone can make a hat, darlin’. Here’s a tinfoil rose. #InfoWarsPickupLines “What the hell did you call me? Oh, false FLAG. My bad.”
It’s a conspiracy that you don’t have my number in your contact list yet.
I want to do things to you that are so nasty I’d have to coordinate with DHS to set up several patsies to take the fall
Does your Jdate, ChristianMingle, or eharmony profile include a link to yr bugout plan?
Our RFID chips are compatible. Wanna come home with me?
#infowarspickuplines #infowarspickuplines Can you cover dinner? This restaurant doesn’t take bitcoin.
Hey, baby, it only took Alex Jones 41 minutes to call the Boston Bombings a False Flag. I can last42minutes.
You’re going to take one look at me and then drop faster than Building 3.
do you wanna go back to my bunker and engage in some hot Symmetric-key cryptography?
Come here and make me legislatively bound by your laws, dominate my world, you shape-shifting reptilian lizard you.
When you and me get together, it’ll be illuminaughty.
“are you a subliminal message? because you’ve been running through my mind all night…”
My feelings for you are deep and complicated like the globalist banking conspiracy against the gold standard
You can stay the night I have a full season of Doomsday Preppers on DVR
#InfoWarsPickUpLines #InfoWarsPickupLines “Wanna go back to my place, and look at my explosive residue theories?”
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I will give you an inside job the government could never cover up!
Not writing on Boston. It is a local crime story for now
Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin opened a can of worms yesterday afternoon after the news hit that a double bombing occurred near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. She did this in response to the lefts argument on the lack of coverage in the Gosnell murder trial. The left has bent over backwards to say that Gosnell is local story and didn’t warrant national coverage.
I actually was having a back and forth with someone on twitter over the weekend about this very topic, I asked her if the name Casey Anthony rang a bell, and also asked her to google the name Jodi Arias and see how many hits she gets. Her response to me was only that she doesn’t waste her time engaging “antis”. Well when you consider that this argument cannot be defended in any shape or form. We have a long history as a country of giving criminal trials loads of media coverage, OJ and Charles Manson just to name two more. It is a justification and a very poor one at that.
Was this in poor taste? Yes, obviously it was. But, there is truth in the point that she was trying to make. Kermit Gosnell is on trial for 8 murders, seven of which were newborn babies who had their spinal cords cuts. He committed acts of absolute barbarism, there is no other way to describe what he did. The acts of Jeffrey Dahmer were put over the airwaves on a regular basis, and that too was a “local trial”. There is one reason and one reason only that the Gosnell trial has not been widely reported, it is about abortion. A sacred “right” to most people on the left. If more people heard that this type of things are happening in this country on the scale that they are happening we just may have a “national discussion” on abortion rights. The media have decided to protect that over doing their jobs.
If people hear this story, they just may put political pressure on state governments to more closely monitor abortion clinics. If people hear this story they will ask themselves why were the complaints against this man ignored for so long? If people hear this story they will ask how a clinic that was right out in the open and run by a man who was considered a good man in his community was allowed to run for so long. If people hear this story they just may ask themselves why they support legal abortion. If people hear the story of the baby that was screaming before being murdered they may just question the mantra of the left that abortion is not used as a form of birth control. If people hear the joke reportedly made by Gosnell that one of the babies was large enough to walk him to the bus stop, they just may to look inside themselves and ask why this allowed to happen in this country.
People may just start to question the usual memes you are told about abortion. Legal, safe, and rare. One of the doctors that the prosecution put on the stand as an “expert” on abortion said he has performed 40,000 abortions during his 33 year practice. There is nothing rare about that number. That is a number that is hard to wrap your head around. There is nothing safe about what Gosnell and his goons did. Nor can this be considered “healthcare”, another one of the things that left trots out when talking about this topic.
People will have to ask themselves about the racial overtones to this story. Gosnell, a black man, treated his white suburban “patients” differently and better than the minority poorer counterparts. People may start to realize that abortion is actually big business in this country. There is loads of money to be made. There are people out there who profit at the hands of women who are making very difficult choices. People may actually take a look at the documentary made about this case where women describe how they were told by Gosnell that abortion was a normal thing, ain’t no thing. Have two, have five across your lifetime. What’s the diff? They will hear the women who were victims of Gosnell and how he isn’t being tried for things that he has done to most of them.
Again was this poor taste? Yes, but only due to the timing. But the bar was set last week by the left. Apparently the “right” to abortion is more important than giving the people of this country the truth about abortion in this country. If we start asking questions, they are afraid of the answers that some will come up with.
I guess someone that was watching The Ten Commandments decided to have some fun:
#TenLiberalCommandments Thou shalt hire sad little dupes like Toure’ to accuse honorable men like Carson. #TenLiberalCommandments You must covet everything that does not belong to you. #TenLiberalCommandments Thou shalt register those voters buried at Chicago Memorial Gardens #TenLiberalCommandments thou shalt honor thy mother and father unless you don’t know them or they expect morality from you #TenLiberalCommandments: Thou shalt not kill. Unless the baby poses an inconvenience, then you may abort it. #TenLiberalCommandments Love the Government with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your strength and with all your mind.
Remember the Day the Welfare Check Arrives and Keep it Holy…
#TenLiberalCommandments #TenLiberalCommandments if at first you don’t succeed change the meaning of success.
Nothing feels so good and self righteous as spending other peoples money…
#TenLiberalCommandments #TenLiberalCommandments – Thou shall ensure that your local school provides free condoms and morning after pill for the little rug rats #TenLiberalCommandments Those of the skin white are racist unless they worship at the right (left) alter. Then they can say/do whatever. #TenLiberalCommandments thou shalt be for redefining the word marriage #TenLiberalCommandments To demand respect for thy gender, liberal women shall prance around dressed like giant vaginas! #TenLiberalCommandments– Thou shalt not speak blasphemous of the almighty Obama. For the wrath of the Drones will fall upon you #TenLiberalCommandments Thou shalt steal from all making over $200,000 a year. #TenLiberalCommandments Thou Shall Not Have Any Other Obama’s Before Me …especially that Ronald Reagan guy #TenLiberalCommandments Thou shall only complain about the government when a Republican is in office #TenLiberalCommandments Thou Shalt NEVER believe, that Solyndra, SoloPower & Other Green Companies Are “Fronts” for Money-Laundering.. #TenLiberalCommandments Thou shalt call every smart, conservative black person Uncle Tom
#YouMightBeADictator If you updated the bios of our former Presidents on the White House website to insert yourself and promote your agenda #YouMightBeADictator if your supporters can’t come up with a competing Twitter meme to defend your honor – or you don’t have any to defend #YouMightBeADictator if you say ‘with or without Congress’ #YouMightBeADictator if you jet about the country speechifying in lieu of, you know, Doing. Your. Godforsaken. Job. #YouMightBeADictator if your domestic terrorist list contains veterans and people who fly the Gadsden flag.” #YouMightBeADictator If you can have your entire life’s records sealed so no one can find out a thing about you.
If you believe you can spend your way out of debt using the people’s money
#YouMightBeADictator #YouMightBeADictator if you let the black panthers assault voters on election day #YouMightBeADictator if you arm drug cartels in another country #YouMightBeADictator if you think “compromise” means “my way or the highway”.”
This gave me hours of fun this afternoon:
#DonnaBrazileMysteries who exactly did let the dogs out? #DonnaBrazileMysteries Why is gas prices so high when my tires are properly inflated? #DonnaBrazileMysteries Why are people making fun of me on Twitter? #DonnaBrazileMysteries How come free stuff costs so much??? #DonnaBrazileMysteries You mean my Social Security taxes are not kept in a savings account I will later have access to. #DonnaBrazileMysteries why is my grandmother not getting any medical treatment? #DonnaBrazileMysteries Wait, the Affordable Care Act affects Democrats, too? #DonnaBrazileMysteries Called Michael Moore, asked why his dieting advice isn’t working, no good answer. #DonnaBrazileMysteries Why did the rapist suddenly get angrier when I puked on him? He was supposed to leave me alone. #DonnaBrazileMysteries If I move to our 57th State -will my healthcare premiums be lower? #DonnaBrazileMysteries Che is not a hero? #DonnaBrazileMysteries is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about? Called the First Lady. No good answers. #DonnaBrazileMysteries How can we have all that debt when they just raised taxes?
Criticise Romney all you like but he doesn’t drink, smoke, take drugs or womanise – and he has a delightful wife & devoted children #GOP2012
Tweeted by Piers Morgan.
I am stunned.
Ednar is discussing. Toggle Comments
To everyone upset about Joe Paterno’s statue being taken down: Just look the other way and pretend it’s not happening.
The AG of the US is facing contempt of congress charges and I see Piers Morgan is talking to the founder of Smashing Pumpkins Way to go
Here is an exchange I had with a reporter:
Him: House panel approves contempt citation; why does it feel like it will be an interesting edition of The Five today ?
Me: maybe you should ask yourself why your employer has not covered this much. Did you know that their r people who don’t even know?
Him: it is sort of alarming how many folks have barely covered a case that resulted in a federal agent getting gunned down
Gee ya think? Parents had to bury their child. They deserve answers
#IStandWithObama Out of sheer admiration for the panache with which he lies. #IStandWithObama because he needs the support. 57 states is a lot of ground to cover. #IStandWithObama because I like it when the EPA tells people they can’t build a home in an existing development #IStandWithObama because the concept of enumerated powers is too complicated for me to grasp #IStandWithObama Because this country would be better one mother of a state instead of 57 smaller ones. #IStandWithObama even though his daughters get a good education and the kids in Chicago don’t, he cares about the poor #IStandWithObama because I believe him when he says that if we are nice to terrorists they will leave us alone #IStandWithObama because what is the harm in a little Marxism? #IStandWithObama because I want to live the life of Julia; No responsibilities and completely dependent on government. #IStandWithObama because I am afraid of what he may do with his big stick #IStandWithObama because I want to just complain about crony capitalism. I don’t want anything done about it. #IStandWithObama because Van Jones didn’t mean it when he described himself as a communist #IStandWithObama because I want another 40 million on food stamps